Futurama on Religion
Fry: I can't believe you're gone (Bender). I won't! ... If I can't reach you physically, I'll just have to try something desperate and crazy!
Fry: [At The First Amalgamated Church. Fry sits in the priest's office.] ...So that's my story Father Changstein el Gamahl. Is there anything religion can do to help me find my friend?
Priest: Well, we could join together in prayer.
Fry: Uh-huh, but is there anything useful we can do?
Priest: [looking annoyed] ... No.
Mar 30th